Cousin Ralphie had to sleep studio-style, his bed in the corner of the main room. The 19 year old punk had been sent away for the summer for his behavior to his hard-ass uncle's house. Good thing he was used to less privacy... this time, he had "really done it", and was in for quite the punishment, having been brought home by the police drunk as as skunk. His aunt was curious about something she had read in her monthly, "total clothing deprivation".
Who would see him? What would he do in this terrifying state?
That's right, young man. Everything off.
Underwear, too! Now you can stand like that until the sun goes down.
