Monday, September 3, 2018

Only One Naked at Camp



The 18 year old punk at the delinquent reform camp thought "forgetting his swim uniform" would get him out of practice... big mistake!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Been there, done that. My Speedo swim trunks were worn through from hundreds of miles in the swimming pool and I was a little light on cash to buy a new pair. The coach of the girl's swim team was covering for our coach for a couple hours during swim class and she didn't see any point in my wearing see through speedos that left nothing to the imagination of the girl's that were lined up by the pool to workout with lane swimming relay practice for the girl's team first, while the team captains for the boy's team ran the calisthenics exercises, like suicides, running in place, jumping Zacks, and stair running. I was the driving team captain responsibilities, and Zack's, was the swim team captain, and the girl's team coach wasn't buying my story about overexposure to chlorine bleach when I was unaware that the pool mixture of chlorine was way too high a dose for the dilution ratio guidelines because apparently, the new maintenance guy didn't know the correct procedure for doing the litmus test on the p.h. levels in the water mixture and somehow, I ended up being the only one in the pool working out to prepare for the replay part of a swim competition that my diving responsibility to my team left me ill prepared for. I wasn't in the same physical condition that these hardcore swimming guys were in, focusing on technical difficulty and maintaining flexibility that swimmers didn't need to capitalize on to win points. My eyes stung a bit and my nose was saturated with a mixture that must have been three times the chlorine to water dilution ratio recommended safe for swimming in. I didn't really give the excess smell much thought until the girl's coach told me to hand over my trunks for her to examine because she had never seen see through speedos before and wanted to check the lining to see if I got duped with knockoff swimwear from an unscrupulous retail clerk, since the coaches had a longstanding relationship with the small family owned sporting retail shop that had an exclusive business relationship with the school swim team programs. She didn't want her girls to get duped like I did if that's what happened and she wanted to make sure that these shorts actually came from that retailer they knew so well, so if you could please hand them over so she could see what was going on with my suit and maybe talk to Haas about looking at other options for their suits in the future.