Still naked

As it got later, temperatures got a little colder, as if Dmitri didn't already have enough to be embarrassed about. He walked up and down the beach, trying to be unnoticed.

The Russian 19 year old had learned many new words that day, like "penis" and "uncut"...

Biology class

"Today we'll finish our section on the male reproductive system, and we have one very brave volunteer... Now, we're all adults; does anyone have anything they need to review?"

When 18-year-old freshman Blake got caught cheating on his biology lab, his professor gave him two options: expulsion, or "helping him out in lecture". Blake almost wish he'd chosen expulsion.

Hiding in the sand

Dmitri's day at the beach is wearing on... without him wearing anything.

Suits are for girls

...and you're not getting one!

Stripping away modesty will toughen up a lad in no time.

You're not "naked"; you have goggles!

 Latinas can be cruel disciplinarians...